Graphic video of cyclists being hit by a car.

11 07 2011

And its not what you think, even here, in cycling most hallowed competition the cyclists aren’t safe from automobiles.

 

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July 2.

27 06 2011

There is an “event” beginning on July 2nd that many of us are eagerly anticipating. I need it to hurry up.

Note to the City of Miami: Don’t worry, It is outside your jurisdiction, so no one needs your approval.





Miami Declares War On Events

22 06 2011

Maybe we do need some anarchy. Alex Pro come on down to south Miami, a little street justice is needed there. Leave your Labatt Blue behind though, and only bring your bike.

Miami local Mari Chael wanted to organize a “joyous bike ride” around town. Unfortunately she made the mistake of inviting some city officials. Fearing an invasion of anarchists masquerading as cyclists, and assuming that “joyous bike ride” is a euphemism for “cocaine fueled Taliban atheist sex riot” (I’d like to google that, but I’m afraid (“I’d like to google that” sounds bad too incidentally)) the  City Manager-Hector Mirabile had this to say:

“Under no circumstances will you do this unless this commission authorizes you to do it. If it does happen and you violate a law, the police will take action and code enforcement will take action.”

The issue apparently lies in Chael’s use of the word “event”, which upon hearing sets the members of the city government into an uncontrollable rage. Also, Chael decided that she has something called “rights”, whatever those are, and that she was “concerned”, something the city government should convene an exploratory committee to investigate.

 “I’m concerned, it is within our rights, within the Florida statutes that a group can get together and bike ride as long as they abide by the rules of the road of the state of Florida. There is no special event here.”

Frothing at the mouth and violently spastic, the city officials apparently have been taking anger management classes from Bill O’Reilly:

Further inciting the city, Chael had the nerve to try to reason with them:

When Ms. Chael referred to the ride as an “event,” it all went downhill from there. She offered different suggestions so the ride could proceed without conflicts with the city manager’s office, but to no avail. Her suggestions included a new point of origin, waiving any interest in a voluntary police escort and changing the date of the ride. She also reiterated that there was no need for street closings of any kind.

Seeing through her obvious ploy, the city, knowing that no reasonable person would attempt to co-operate with them, and deducing that Chael must be an Al-Qaeda operative bent on wreaking havoc on Miami through “joy”, city manager Mirabile shot back:

“This is an event. It came out of your own mouth. You are not allowed to do it unless this commission approves it.”

Thankfully there is a hero in Miami, a man who will take a stand, a man who will be there to stop joy in all its forms, a man who we can count on to be on the front lines of the war against “events”. If there is one thing I know, its that “events” will be the downfall of America, they lead to nothing but “anarchy”. Look at how the Stanley Cup turned out. So next time a person invites you to an “event” on facebook, call Homeland Security right away. Together we can stop “events” and being led by the champion of our cause City Manager Hector Mirabile, we can win!





Bicycle Film Festival NYC

21 06 2011

http://www.bicyclefilmfestival.com/

While I can do without most of this, I’ll be there on Saturday for the “street party” to see what I can score from the vendors…